As we are able to feel negativity in the air when someone has bad “halo” around their heads, we can also feel the same for positivity and humor. They are booth infectious. There are many facts proving that laughter is the best medicine.
Laughing is always in. When we use laughter we ease the pain, even if the problem is enormous and seem unsolvable at first sight.
Some people force their mind to provide the world with creepy laughter. It’s funny how a hug can be turned into something creepy only by adding couple of words and sentences.
The following things you can whisper in someone else’s ear when giving them a hug will creep the s*it out of the participant. If you try these make sure to tell them you are kidding (after a while of creepiness.)
1. Long sniff – Mmmmmmmm … you smell different when you’re awake
2. “Please help me” then smile as if nothing happened
3. “Soon”
4. If it’s a girl you’re hugging, and you’re a guy. “I can feel them pressing against my chest. I think those are the only thing I miss about being a woman.”
5. A good friend of mine (we are both males) enjoy creating awkward situations by hugging in public when we see each other. We don’t do the manly, back pound hug; instead we do the arms up and under each other’s armpits and say, loud enough for everyone to hear: “So nice. So nice. So safe. So nice.” And then we separate a big sigh. It can silence a room.
6. “You have lovely skin, I can’t wait to try it on.”
7. “The slow blade penetrates the shield …”
8. “Don’t worry. I won’t say anything, and no one else here knows.”
9. “Tonight ….. you!”
10. “Wait … don’t let go just yet.” Subtle. Weird. Unusual. Needy
11. “He knows, don’t go home.”
12. “I always knew you would die in my arms.”
13. “That will do pig”
14. ““It’s been exactly 3 days, 4 hours and 26 minutes since we last hugged.”
15. “No one will ever believe you.”
16. “Yessssssssss!”
17. “I bet you didn’t fee me lick your ear”
18. “I killed Mufasa.”
19. “There are only four layers, or less, of cloth separating us from ecstasy.”
20. “Mother told me it would be like this”
21. “I am prepared for battle”
22. “The Lannisters said hi”
All the things above will bring about laugher if you use it really, REALLY weird.
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
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