It almost started to happen every year, and this year again, sadly, the world really has come to an end…
Yes! I know you didn’t commit to living life to the fullest, but you had so much time to do so! Does it really have to be the end of the world for you to start? Well, sadly, do what you do today because the world is going to end.. TOMORROW!
An expert has made the claim and there’s no going back now. The Nibiru cataclysm is a supposed disastrous encounter between the Earth and a large planetary object which certain groups believe will take place tomorrow. Believers in this doomsday event usually refer to this object as Planet X or Nibiru.
NASA, however, is having enough of those claims. They have issued a short statement telling us it’s all “fake news”, but we just know it, tomorrow is the end of the world!
“Various people are ‘predicting’ that [the] world will end Sept 23 when another planet collides with Earth,” NASA said, blind to the terrifying end that leaves no human behind. “The planet in question, Niburu, doesn’t exist, so there will be no collision.”
Nibiru, however, does exist. Based on the works of self-proclaimed ancient language scholar Zecharia Sitchin, Nibiru was widely known to the ancient Sumerians – an advanced civilisation that thrived until the Middle Bronze Age. Nibiru destroyed the Earth on May 2003 and December 2012, and it will once again end civilization as we know it on September 23, 2017.
Astronomers are able to spot passing asteroids, but they have no idea how they missed Nibiru… I guess Nibiru took the cape from Harry Potter!
“If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with [Earth], astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye,” NASA claimed. Yeah, right… we are NOT falling for it, NASA!
NASA did not address these claims, maybe because they plan to ‘land on the sun’ this time!
It definitely was a fun life, thou. I will burn to ashes just before my birthday, but I don’t regret anything I’ve done so far. I still have a thing or two in my bucket list, but you Nibiru just had to do it tomorrow, didn’t you?!
Well, God save us all tomorrow!
Originally inspired by IFL Science