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NASA Responds To The Claims That The World Is Going To End Tomorrow

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It almost started to happen every year, and this year again, sadly, the world really has come to an end

Yes! I know you didn’t commit to living life to the fullest, but you had so much time to do so! Does it really have to be the end of the world for you to start? Well, sadly, do what you do today because the world is going to end.. TOMORROW!

An expert has made the claim and there’s no going back now. The Nibiru cataclysm is a supposed disastrous encounter between the Earth and a large planetary object which certain groups believe will take place tomorrow. Believers in this doomsday event usually refer to this object as Planet X or Nibiru.

NASA, however, is having enough of those claims. They have issued a short statement telling us it’s all “fake news”, but we just know it, tomorrow is the end of the world!

“Various people are ‘predicting’ that [the] world will end Sept 23 when another planet collides with Earth,” NASA said, blind to the terrifying end that leaves no human behind. “The planet in question, Niburu, doesn’t exist, so there will be no collision.”

Nibiru, however, does exist. Based on the works of self-proclaimed ancient language scholar Zecharia Sitchin, Nibiru was widely known to the ancient Sumerians – an advanced civilisation that thrived until the Middle Bronze Age. Nibiru destroyed the Earth on May 2003 and December 2012, and it will once again end civilization as we know it on September 23, 2017.

Astronomers are able to spot passing asteroids, but they have no idea how they missed Nibiru… I guess Nibiru took the cape from Harry Potter!

“If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with [Earth], astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye,” NASA claimed. Yeah, right… we are NOT falling for it, NASA!

NASA did not address these claims, maybe because they plan to ‘land on the sun’ this time!

It definitely was a fun life, thou. I will burn to ashes just before my birthday, but I don’t regret anything I’ve done so far. I still have a thing or two in my bucket list, but you Nibiru just had to do it tomorrow, didn’t you?!

Well, God save us all tomorrow!

Originally inspired by IFL Science

5 Comments

5 Comments

  1. Jacob

    September 23, 2017 at 3:07 AM

    Darn it, that’s the 3rd time I’ve died this week!!

  2. john

    September 23, 2017 at 4:28 AM

    The “Holy” Bible quickly turns into a horror story of psychological domination. Why do people send their kids to Sunday school in order to be psychologically traumatized? An answer that comes to mind is to counterbalance the psychological manipulation in society: criminal mentalities, media manipulations, etc. People don’t know what else to do, so they send their kids to church. Parents are in ccompetition with multi-million dollar corporations, including churches, for their kids’ attentions. Many of these corporations, including churches, do not have the kids’ best iinterests at heart–to say the least. In my opinion, a nationwide curriculum of psychological education should be added to public schools to counterbalance the manipulations of religion and society. What do you think?

  3. Jack Hart

    September 23, 2017 at 4:21 PM

    Oh really?

  4. James destefano

    September 23, 2017 at 4:40 PM

    I want to say well if the earth is coming to the end to day well I better get ready for it cause if there is a astronomical thing going to happen well I will hold my wife and son by me and this way we all will go at the same time NASA’s I though you all had a back up plain your land a man on the moon you have to have a back up plain just in case

  5. Kris

    September 25, 2017 at 7:27 AM

    The problem with people of faith is that they believe in every concoction and speculatin of the human mind found in the so-called scriptures and other ancient mythology.

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